City lit pass

A city lit pass is a pass that’s not really a pass.

Hey Sarah did you pass your exam? Yeah I did... oh wait it’s just a city lit pass my bad

Ghetto pass

A dickish traffic maneuver often observed in US ghettos. This maneuver requires two actors. The first, a driver stopped at a red light of a single lane urban intersection, is the bystander. The ghetto pass is performed when the second actor, the ghetto passer, approaches the intersection but instead of stopping behind driver #1, pulls into the right turn lane, so the cars are side-by-side. As the light changes to green the ghetto passer floors their vehicle to pass driver #1, then swerves left to cut back into the proper driving lane.

If this scrub thinks he's ghetto passing me, he ain't !

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Infinite Nut Pass

A pass given by the Goverment of the United States president himself, it permits you to nut as many times as you want without failing the "No Nut November" Challenge.

I got a Infinite nut pass

what does that mean

i can nut in your face

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puff puff pass

When you are smoking marijuana, herbs, the good stuff, with multiple people and each person takes 2 hits then passes it to the next in a rotation.

Hey, wanna go out back and have a sesh(puff puff pass) ?

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Ching Chong Pass

The Ching Chong pass is a pass that is given to someone by an Asian so that they can say "Ching Chong" without consequences. The pass can be unlimited or be limited use. This is decided by the Asian who is giving the pass. Once given, it can be taken away by any Asian, not just the Asian who give it to you. Asians can give the pass without trouble. However, B-sians have to ask an Asian before giving the pass to said person. The Asian can then approve or reject the giving of the pass.

White kid: Can I get the Ching Chong pass?
Asian kid: Sure thing.
White kid: Thanks.

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Hard Pass

If youre doing Anal and decide they are not your type. So you push a hard pass out in Order to put then off by pushing a huge turd on their dick.

Todd was smashing her back doors in when she decided he wasn't that good at anal so she made a hard pass right on him. He hated it an ran away with a shitty soft on.

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Straight As a Mountain Pass

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."