Nerd Hair

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.

Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.

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barbie hair

BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.

"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."

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Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.

Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.

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poopy hair

Excessively frowsy hair, especially when "poofy".

I'm glad I don't have poopy hair.

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hair whips

n : When you have long hair and you flip it in a circle repeatedly.

Coined by: We The Kings

1. In We The King's music video "Stay Young", you can see the band do hair whips.

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crack hair

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

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hair band

Glam metal band from the 80s that played radio-friendly and commercialized metal, and relied more on their looks (long hair and flamboyant clothes) than their music.

Bon Jovi was a famous hair band back in the 80s.

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