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A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.
Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.
When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
The pearl onion sized load that falls out of a lady after a night of unprotected sex in the #1 hole.
Suzie dropped a shower onion the morning after meeting a used car salesman at the bar.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
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To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.
MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"
DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"
MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"
DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"
Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)
Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.
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When someone is left out of an activity.
Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.