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A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
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A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
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When you hit the first line of coke, so your adrenaline increases by 210%
Jeremy hit this *snorts* FUCKING GOD SPEED
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The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.
Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.
Speed of Light Fart:
A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
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a 2017 need for speed game that is worse than any racing games especially racing games from “90’s” except it is better than big rigs: over the road racing with improper performance upgrade system and full of lootboxes with ricer parts(air suspension, neons, horns, tyre smoke colour and nitro colour ), free banks(in-game currency), part tokens that is used to represent scrapped parts
DevilDo99 gaming: “I’d rather not play that damn game anymore! (smashes the PS4 nfs payback copy with a bat with spikes)” (Quote from “Need For Speed Payback Review(Warning! Incoming Rant!)”)
At the comment section, the typical toxic nfs fanboys be like:
StopNaggingMe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NFS PAYBACK IS THE BEST GAME EVER, YOU RATHER TAKE OVER YOUR DAMN LIFE ANYMORE!
KiraKiraKiddo: STOP FUCKING SMASHING THE GAME, YOU WILL BE POOR INSTANTLY IF YOU DO THAT TO ALL OF YOUR GAME. ALSO, THAT IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
ChrisChanFanboy : you smashed the game, that’s waste of fucking money. and it is the best game ever but it is worse than flopza 7, the worst Forza ever
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The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...
I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.
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