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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.
I’ve never seen someone slur their text like chappy after dark.
The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.
After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.
Used to refer to one's significant other - as one's boss outside of working hours
"Hey Dave! You free for drinks tonight after work?"
"Ah sorry man, my after hours boss needs me to stay overtime tonight"
when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...