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Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works
1. Narcissistic and infantile.
2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
A character in the movie Last of the Grads played by Charles Christopher White Jr. Known for his spectacular performance in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 as the unnamed uncredited district 8 hospital helper.
Guy 1: Have you seen Last of the Grads?
Guy 2: Yes i have. Charles Christopher White Jr. deserves an oscar for his role as Officer Greg!
When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.
* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
Greg spec blue is a dull leaden-blue color often used as an automotive paint color.
Wow look at that Greg Spec Blue Porsche!
The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide
Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp