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when the male cock is resting within the membranous boundaries of the anus
I want a meaty tim and a bur.
I can't sit down from my meaty tim, and I hate this bur I got.
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Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; the son of God
1.) capitalized: the supreme or ultimate reality: as a : a Being perfect in power, wisdom, and attractiveness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe and laws of inertia.
2.) a spindly, hedonistic male of the ultimate offense: as a : one who follows Hitler and his societal codes.
A young, pubescent male was glancing admiringly in Tim Nelms direction; nodding knowingly, he proceeded into the restroom. Having emerged an hour later, the young man limping, I glared upon fixedly as Tim Nelms muttered several kind, gentle words to the boy; the boy, his being restored, refrained from limping and continued to his next class, rubbing his behind softly.
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An egotistical, maniacal moderator on the Goal Line Blitz message boards who refuses to admit the Cobra Kai dominance and goes on power trips. Often times dropping the Ban Hammer
Tim Harper, what a prick!
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Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.
Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."
Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."
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Mind Rape Victim: ...
Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?
Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.
Friend 1: So?
Friend 2: ...The new one...
Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!
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