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When you shit and don't have to wipe!
I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!
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The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.
Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.
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(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume
They didn’t like it when he gave me the Phantom of the Opera overture
You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead
Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces
The term given to someone who thinks they have a large ass but when in reality they don't.
Look at Becky she totally has Phantom Ass Syndrome
I know right