Pirate Pearls

When receiving head from a girl, just as you're about to cum you pull out and poke her in one eye with your cock -- blinding her and making her scream "ARGGHHH." Then you give her a pearl necklace by firing a load on her neck.

I gave that girl some pirate pearls. Now she wears an eyepatch.

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somali pirates

a definition of extortion on the indian ocean carried by somali ex millitia fighters turned pirates. ransom paid range from $1 million to £3.5 million per ship.

somali pirates, my home boy abdi farah was broke yesterday, know he is millionaire, he got 400 acre of beach mansion, plus yacht & rolls royce and 8 wives. cant wait for next prey hit. .

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pirate ship

See also "upper decker"

The act of taking a crap in the toilet tank instead of the bowl.

the party sucked so I pirate shipped the toilet.

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Pirate Sex

A rare sex phenomena that rarely occurs naturally within intercourse. You do not necessarily have to be a pirate to engage in pirate sex but you do need a beard.

Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!

Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!

Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...

This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.

The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!

Girl: Oh randy! Oh randy!!! I wanna have pirate sex!!!

Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....

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Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

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wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

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Blind Pirate

Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!

My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.

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