Piss and Beans

Adjective:
Very insignificant.
Something that doesn't do a whole lot, and really sucks.

"That sword does piss and beans for damage"
"My army is just piss and beans"
"I'll win easily, you're just piss and beans compared to me"
"Well...that did piss and beans"

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pissed up

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation / drunkenness.

Damn, Frank came home all pissed up last night and passed out in his front yard. What an idiot.

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piss on

To approach and annoy or harass, the opposite of when someone pisses off.

"Shit, I think Richard's about to piss on."
"Let's split, I hate that douchebag."

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piss shivers

The feeling experienced when a person (perticularly male) urinates; can be used colloquially to describe any other experience which causes the same or similar feeling.

The bridge of that song gave me piss shivers.

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Piss Cutter

A soft military cap also referred to as an overseas cap, fore-and-aft cap, or garrison cover. Term is derived from the wearer's head appearing to look like the tip of a penis.

"Formation will be at zero-seven; UOD is Charlies and Piss Cutters."

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taking the piss

Making fun of someone - without hurtful intentions.

My American fiance doesn't understand "taking the piss", so she took my piss taking seriously and now I'm in the dog house! :(

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Piss catchers

Leather shoes with a raised stitched upper edge allowing the shoes to catch any 'accidental spillages' that may occur during a drunken visit to the toilet.

Rodney's on the pull tonight, he's wearing his new piss catchers.

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