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She had a right runny snot pocket- and her manky hanky was hanging out.
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name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
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When you re-dial the last number called on your cell phone because the send button got pressed in your pants pocket (or purse).
Freind 1: Hey I just got a pocket-call from Jim. He and Mary were talking about how awful your potato salad was this afternoon.
Friend 2: Really? I'm gonna text Jim and tell him his wife dresses like a skank.
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A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.
Hey check out my pocket jesus.
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Small devices which were invented around WWII era. They were built to look like pens, but are actually small missles that propel themselves through the air, hopefully landing in the eye of an opposing human.
Jorge F. Sanchez was killed using pocket rockets.
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When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
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A vagina or brown eye aka an ASS.
Dude i put my dick in her sausage pocket.
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