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When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel
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To masterbate (male).
Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's
Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.
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A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.
I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.
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The act of using chew tobacco spit for lube during anal sex.
"When it gets raw i like to make a Teriyaki Pork Burger to speed things up."
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When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess
I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night
when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it
im about to give you a new york pork
South African for 'park your car'.
As made famous in 'Still the 12th man' Australian cricket comedy album circa 1993.
See Also: pork the boss.
Tony: I never bear a grudge. To me, a grudge is just a place to pork your core.
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