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post-sex

When you continue to have sex even after one partner has 'finished up'

I came so fast that I had to have post-sex for half an hour

by easybreezy February 23, 2015

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pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies

I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.

by Adumbrator May 20, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-Valentine

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.

Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before

by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


kids post

The ultimate news source given to the most knowledgable people everyday on the back page of the Style section in the Washington Post

nerd: Did you know that there is an underground mushroom in Oregon that measures 3.5 miles across?
pimp: Yeah I read that shit in the Kid's Post today while I was fucking your mom. ::punches nerd in face to show his extreme literacy and overall awesomeness::

by R-Pizzle May 26, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


post whore

One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.

Also known as whoring and 6ing.

Notable post whores include Goochunks, 6, Warning and Toledo.

6 quite being a post whore.

by Blake June 8, 2003

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Post-Modernist

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like

The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

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