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a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.
OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,
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Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.
I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"
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When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.
Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.
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The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.
"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"
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Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing
or someone who is being a buzzkill
that is absolute faggot potatoes
dude, don't be such a faggot potato
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when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.
Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!
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