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PINE SPRINGS PREP, it is terrible and I hate it here so much.
Mom: Have fun at Pine Springs Prep
Bernard: You mean prison and you can never have fun with that
Instead of putting child abusers and etc, they put actual children in to get mentally abused cuz why not
" School a.k.a Prison is trash "
It's like school, but you can't leave
whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.
You: Bro, you excited about our prison sentence ending in two days?
Your Friend: Prison sentence? We never went to prison.
You: I'm talking about school, dumbass!
Your Friend: Oh yeah, I'm so excited about that prison sentence finally ending after 18 years.
verb. to be fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass
originating from the my chemical romance song "you know what they do to guys like us in prison," which was, coincidentally, about getting fucked in the ass.
me: yo no homo and i dont have a dick but i would totally prison gerard
What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.
Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."