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Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.
Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.
To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.
To have sex
When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time
The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.
Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.
An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.
Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.
I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..
if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down
Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"
Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "
Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*