Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

put in a good word

To tell higher-ups something good about a person trying to appeal to the higher-ups.

Jones: If I dont get this position I don't know what I'll do.

Bonnie Lee: Calm down, I'll put in a good word for you.

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

Put Out Trophy

The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.

Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.

put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.

I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..