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The first and only team in league history to start the season 0–6 and finish April with a winning record. The Team that made the Boston Red Sox go down in history as suffering the biggest collapse during the final month of the season in MLB history by giving up a 9 game lead in the American League Wild Card race at the beginning of September. The team that rejuvenated the term Amazing when associated with an MLB team
Fan #1: Did you see those Amazing Tampa Bay Rays make the play offs with the greatest comeback to clinch the wildcard in MLB history?
Fan #2: Yeah. The MLB commission felt so bad for Boston, having those bus signs promoting the Post Season with the Red Sox and all, they decided to add another Wildcard spot to help those crybabies out.
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to lie or sit outside in the sun
I thought I'd take my lunch outside and catch some rays.
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To pinch a loaf on the toilet seat and leave it there for others to admire.
Dude, someone left a huge Ray Chow Special on the toilet seat!
An Angel sent down from Heaven to fill people's souls with the beauty of blues. An extraordinary human being that fulfilled his purpose here in a short, short time, and now watches over us from above.
I'll never understand why God took our Stevie Ray Vaughan away so soon.
We needed him more than you! Why?
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straddle someones head, blindfold them with your nutsack(ray charles) and poop in their mouth (charleston chew)
that chick wanted to get freaky last night so i gave her a ray charleston chew
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Singer-actress originally named Destiny Hope Cyrus, in 2008 she changed her legal name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Better known as Miley Cyrus, she became the most famous teenager in America in Disney's Hannah Montana. There she plays Miley Stewart, mild-mannered teen girl, who puts on a blonde wig and transforms into singing superstar Hannah Montana.
But her true transformaton was from Disney Princess into Discordian American Princess after she posed: half naked in a sheet, with her Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, and with a dozen holes in her pants.
Thus she has joined the ranks of other Disney Princesses turned Discordian American Princesses such as Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zoey Zane.
She supposedly posed in bra and panties and naked with other girls in a bathtub. But those are probably shots of her evil twin, Minnie Rae Cyrus.
OMG! Did I just see Miley Ray Cyrus? I'm so excited I'm having an OMGasm!
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the term dickheads use for queen Lana..
girl: omg, i love lana del ray!
gay guy: bitch, u have every right to stfu.. it's LANA DEL REY!!
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