Randy is the sexiest man alive, unlike Morris, Juan, or Anyone else, (fuck off Rochelle) His dick is so big it can ZA WArUdO your fucking ass cheeks
I’m lucky I’m a Randy
“You’re so hot, wait hot is an understatement, You’re so Randy”
a dude that smells really bad.
person 1: He is really cute
person 2:But he smells like randy
Simply a masterpiece of a human being. He’s amazing and funny and nice to all he meets. You’ll never meet a nicer person even if he’s British. He may like tea, which is confusing but one he try’s hot coco there’s no going back.
Person 1: Have you tried Hot coco?
Randy: it’s so much better than tea!
Another term for random or rando but less obvious so it can be said in their presence
*someone you don’t know or don’t remember starts talking to you
“Oh hey what up randy”