Redneck nachos

Tater tots, mozzarella cheese, bacon bits and sour cream

We had PBR's and redneck nachos for the NASCAR tailgate party.

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redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

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redneck mocha

A standard drip coffee mixed with some cheap hot cocoa powder mix, preferably half a packet.

"Been runnin' low on cash in this recession, so I've given up Starbucks and drinking redneck mochas from the lunch room instead."

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redneck bowling

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down

i was redneck bowling last night

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redneck cars

mostly 60s-70s american muscle cars in bad condition tuned with cheap aftermarket parts.

features:
- giant hood-scoops
- cheap paint job (often primer paint)
- army bumper sticker
- rust all over it

etc.

A: Hey, look at that old, rusty Trans Am with that giant hood-scoop! What a hillbilly.
B: Yeah, there's a junkyard full of redneck cars a few miles away.

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redneck sledding

(Noun),.The act of using a 4 wheel drive truck to pull an object (i.e. trash can lid, hood of a car, or cardboard box) behind the vehicle using a rope along a flat grass/dirt surface.

" Hey y'all they just cleared the field behind our house anyone up for some redneck sledding"

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Redneck Blumpkin

An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.

Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".

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