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The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval
This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
Simping but without the attraction
Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding
Always on someone dick be it good or bad
Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"
Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad
When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!
I took Lindsay for a flame ride!
Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!
Riding in the car smoking a joint
Me: “wyd”
Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”