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When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off
Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod
When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.
Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!
The best southern hardcore band in San Antonio Texas.
Have you heard Forty-Rod?
Forty what?
Oh my gosh they are only the best southern hardcore band in San Antonio!
A guy who is cool and gets girls.
"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"
'Yeah he is!"
a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!