cardinal rule

In regards to friendship, the cardinal rule is never dating your friend's ex-boyfriend. When a close friend and their hunny break up, being a friend means you dont try to date, mack, get with, or hook up with the ex. Breaking this rule defiles friendship and ruins bonds and all friendly love with the rule breaker in the circle of friends.

After Max broke up with Sid, Alexis, a 'friend' of Sid, broke the cardinal rule and started dating Max less than a week after the break up. Sid and Alexis' friendship was ruined and Sid soon learned that no one gave two squirts of piss about her emotions, regardless or what was said.

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Rule 93

It doesn't exist, but I found it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

HAY GUYS, I found rule 93 ^_^

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Cardinal Rule

An unwritten rule, that is collectively known and abided by society as a whole.

"If one gest jumped by the Bra Boys in Maroubra's Last Goon Party, and you quickly realize that there is more than one guy, one can exclaim the cardinal rule '1-V-1', meaning the gang must give you a fighting chance, taking you on one at a time."

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Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)

So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme

the only rule

If it can be taken advantage of, it will be taken advantage of.

The only reason that people get caught for insider trading is the only Rule.

Bryson Rule

During the game of Beer Pong, one must finish their drink that an opponent has thrown their ball into before throwing their own ball.

Hey! Bryson Rule! Finish your drink first before you go.

85% rule

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.

Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule

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