Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?
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A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus
A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun
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A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.
"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."
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The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
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That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.
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The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.
I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.
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When life serves you up some serious funk.
Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
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