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When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"
Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.
Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
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when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"
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a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.
Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?
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Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
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A nickname given to the MA5b and MA5c Assault Rifles in the Halo series due to its lack of usefulness. Seriously it's like a fucking Nerf gun.
1337gam3r1: Jeffy quit using the ass salt rifle and pick up a DMR! Look at ur K/D
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!
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When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.
Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.
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i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please
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