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When during intercourse on a beach or sand covered area, after being sufficiently lubricated, the male pulls out and rolls his member in sand before re-entry.
"So I heard Big Hungry Joe gave Sally Struthers the salty pelican last night!"
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A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!
I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.
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When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.
Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.
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the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed
damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock
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A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.
“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”
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When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.
Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.
Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*
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a cumshot
during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face
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