Samsung sam

A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones

You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec

*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*

(5 min later)

You: wow very interesting

*you hand phone back*

Friend:why's my phone so sticky now

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Pajama Sam

The fucking coolest blue mother fucker ever! With his red fucking cape and his black fucking eye mask. Finding puzzle pieces/socks all over the fucking place. Little man is scared of the fucking dark.
--BRimar

Thunder and lightning aren't so mother fucking frightening

Dude that guy is fucking scared of the dark, what a Pajama Sam.

Dude I just found my sock! Im so Pajama Sam!!

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Sam Roberts

The singlemost talented Canadian musician ever to grace the earth. Also, the pinnacle of babelihoood. Both a noun and an adjective.

"Gee, Sam Roberts (noun) is so totally rockin'! I wish that he would take me to prom and/or marry me"

"Wow! On a scale of one to ten, that nuclear hand grenade is Sam Roberts."

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serious sam

The best damn game ever created

Beheaded Kamikaze:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOOM*

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Sam's Town

A highly underrated album. Most of the people who don't like it haven't really listened to the album, but simply decided before that The Killers needed a sophomore slump, or didn't like that they changed their style a bit, or were unhappy with Brandon Flowers saying how much he enjoyed it. Is in fact an absolutely incredible album.

Sam's Town should really be judged by killers fans, not critics. The fans love it.

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Sam Parker

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST

“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”

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Sam Brott

An ice cream sandwich consisting of a very large amount of ice cream sandwiched between two freshly ironed belgian waffles. Typically found on the grounds of the University of Virginia.

Wow, I just ate a Sam Brott at the UVA dining hall and it was so tasty!

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