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Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.
Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.
Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.
Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!
a fucking addict to Xbox games and minion rush. he loves to say the n-word
stop screaming nig@ and playing titanfall. you r doing a samuel
Samuel is a person who has a Black Cock but can be tiny at times, His nipples are also black in color and can often give out black milk plus they are always prominently seen through his shirt and girls like to stare at !
He is so Samuel!
a small geezer with glasses that thinks he is stronger than everyone while failing to push someone with a broken ankle
person 1:samuel is retarded
person 2:Yes i know