Sandwich Party

A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.

we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.

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Alabaman Sandwich

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.

Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*

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generation sandwich

Generation sandwich: a generation sandwich is sexual intercourse/contact with your son/daughter and mother/father. Typically the older generation is on the bottom and the youngest on the top leaving you in the middle dealing with both. You, the middle or the “meat” of the sandwich are typically female and the outer bread male. If the outer bread is female then strap ons are needed. If you’re the “meat” then your asshole is fucked. When the bread of the sandwich “finishes” it’s considered “spreading the mayo” ironically it’s a condiment but there’s no condom. If the bread is black then it’s dark rye and if you the “meat” is black it’s considered a roast beef sandwich.

Ex. “Hey bro what have you been up to?”

“Oh shit I was the bread of the generation sandwich”

“Nice man, did u “spread the mayo?””

“Oh of course, so did my grandpa, we drowned her in mayo!”

“Brooo that’s hot, what kind of “meat” was she?”

“Bologna”

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mommy sandwich

the best sandwiches ever made by mommy’s who are vsco and are a furry

hey did the vsco furry make you a mommy sandwich

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Albino Sandwich

A sex position where you are spooned in between 2 albinos.

I was at the club last night when I found myslef in an albino sandwich.

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Princess Sandwich

The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"

Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.

Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"

Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"

Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"

Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"

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bus sandwich

While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.

While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!

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