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When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.
Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
Generation sandwich: a generation sandwich is sexual intercourse/contact with your son/daughter and mother/father. Typically the older generation is on the bottom and the youngest on the top leaving you in the middle dealing with both. You, the middle or the “meat” of the sandwich are typically female and the outer bread male. If the outer bread is female then strap ons are needed. If you’re the “meat” then your asshole is fucked. When the bread of the sandwich “finishes” it’s considered “spreading the mayo” ironically it’s a condiment but there’s no condom. If the bread is black then it’s dark rye and if you the “meat” is black it’s considered a roast beef sandwich.
Ex. “Hey bro what have you been up to?”
“Oh shit I was the bread of the generation sandwich”
“Nice man, did u “spread the mayo?””
“Oh of course, so did my grandpa, we drowned her in mayo!”
“Brooo that’s hot, what kind of “meat” was she?”
“Bologna”
the best sandwiches ever made by mommy’s who are vsco and are a furry
hey did the vsco furry make you a mommy sandwich
A sex position where you are spooned in between 2 albinos.
I was at the club last night when I found myslef in an albino sandwich.
The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"
Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"
Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"
Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"
Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.
While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!