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subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!
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a drunk girl that randomly starts crying for no reason. called a sad sea otter because they are cute and sad.
Brittany was a sad sea otter last night. She cried the entire night for no reason.
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Shagging a girl that has her period.
" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !
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When you drive out into the middle of the ocean with a girl and have sex with her. When you’re about to cum you pull out and put your thumb in front of your penis to split the stream, and cum in both of the girls eyes. You then dump her overboard and drive away.
“Hey Jimmy, I heard you hooked up with Jessica last night.”
“Yeah man I rented a boat and Deep Blue Sea’d her.”
“Jimmy, you rascal.”
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the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis
"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"
"I beleive it is fredrick"
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A man willing and proud to sail the bloody waters of his mate's vagina.
Did you hear about Keith? He was the Greatest Captain of the Red Sea that ever lived.
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A present you leave a girl after having unprotected sex.
After sex last night I left tiffany a whole bunch of south sea pearls.
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