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The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.
I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
The persistant distracted/unfocused feeling you get the day after smoking
Dude: Fuck all this homework, man. I'm not getting shit done today.
Man: What's wrong with you, dude?
Dude: I've just got mad second day sillies after that sesh last night.
A really cool band from CHALFONT!
Second to none's gig is one tonite. it's gonna rock!!!!!!
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People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.
Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.
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Fucking kick ass band! With an interesting stellar concept of glyphs and cyphers.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.
Dude I just saw 30 Seconds to Mars yesterday, they were awesome!
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Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.
That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.
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