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On this day we internationally celebrate and cherish Barborka Kameníková. The baddest b*tch and most amazing human being ever born. Most people go blind when they see her, because they simply can’t handle her beauty. On September 28th we celebrate her originality eith hope that more people could be like her.
What day is it tomorrow? Oh, how could you forget! Tommorow is September 28, the day we celebrate Barunka Kameníková.
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NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
HUG SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILY OR FRIEND.
SMILE AT A PERSON!
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Daughter: *hugs mum*
Mum: aww thank you sweetheart *hugs back*
Mum: why did you hug me sweetie?
Daughter: IT’S NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
Mum: ohhh
Mum: *smiles at co-worker*
Co-worker: *smiles back*
September 22
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September 2 is Tell Sophia To Shut Up Day! Grab your friend sophia and tell her to shut up!
Hi Sophia, it’s September 2, you know what that means
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28 september every girl is has to be hoe
And if you are born in 28 september you are always hoe
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People born on the 3rd of September are often quite bossy clever and nice.
Sometimes they get quite annoyed and angry and can’t stand people you can often tell when you annoy them
They are so bossy! Must be born on September 3rd!
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The golden pussy that wont give it up
Been out on 3 dates she must have the dirty September she is keeping it under wraps
The day that is 9 months after Christmas day. If you are born on this day, I am genuinely sorry for you. Your parents must've had more plans than opening presents and I bet the party was fun.
Person 1: My birthday is September 25th!
Person 2: You know that means your parents 'did it' on Christmas day, right?