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September 28

On this day we internationally celebrate and cherish Barborka Kameníková. The baddest b*tch and most amazing human being ever born. Most people go blind when they see her, because they simply can’t handle her beauty. On September 28th we celebrate her originality eith hope that more people could be like her.

What day is it tomorrow? Oh, how could you forget! Tommorow is September 28, the day we celebrate Barunka Kameníková.

by D00N1A September 28, 2020

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September 22

NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
HUG SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILY OR FRIEND.
SMILE AT A PERSON!

<3

Daughter: *hugs mum*
Mum: aww thank you sweetheart *hugs back*
Mum: why did you hug me sweetie?
Daughter: IT’S NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
Mum: ohhh

Mum: *smiles at co-worker*
Co-worker: *smiles back*

September 22

by Lilyyylooloo March 31, 2021

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September 2

September 2 is Tell Sophia To Shut Up Day! Grab your friend sophia and tell her to shut up!

Hi Sophia, it’s September 2, you know what that means

by thom.as. August 31, 2020

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28 september

National hoe day

28 september every girl is has to be hoe

And if you are born in 28 september you are always hoe

by alan777 June 23, 2020

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September 3rd

People born on the 3rd of September are often quite bossy clever and nice.

Sometimes they get quite annoyed and angry and can’t stand people you can often tell when you annoy them

They are so bossy! Must be born on September 3rd!

by Stupiditynice76 November 12, 2019

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Dirty September

The golden pussy that wont give it up

Been out on 3 dates she must have the dirty September she is keeping it under wraps

by Sanity Seeker May 26, 2019


September 25

The day that is 9 months after Christmas day. If you are born on this day, I am genuinely sorry for you. Your parents must've had more plans than opening presents and I bet the party was fun.

Person 1: My birthday is September 25th!
Person 2: You know that means your parents 'did it' on Christmas day, right?

by SUCKITGREENBOIIIIIIII November 4, 2021