Sexual Penguin

The name given to a man who gets laid no more than twice a year, similar to a male penguin.

How is it possible that you've beat off 6 times today dude?

I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.

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lumberjack sexual

A man that sports a beard or unshaven face, flannel and body hair. The natural man. Made popular by gay culture.

Brian is looking very lumberjack sexual these days.

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chloe sexual

chloe sexual is where you atracted to a trangeder or femal named chloe

oh yeah im chloe sexual" said aleisha " whats that" said mia "its were you are atrracted too someone named chloe

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try-sexual

Person who will try anything
Can be used for both genders

From Cheech and Chong's Movie The Corsican Brothers

Try-sexual guy : You gonna eat all of that apple

Try-sexual girl : Anybody got a ruler

(Examples not from movie)

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Bye-Sexual

When a guy (or girl) wants to get sexual with someone, and that person says: BYE

I think I’m bye-sexual, every time I try to get sexual with my girlfriend, she says: bye.

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Sexual Equality

It doesn't exist!

Hey Billy did you hear of Sexual Equality?
HAHAHA that was a good one Jack!

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Sexual Preposition

Any preposition that can be viewed as a sexual act; i.e. any preposition in the human language.

JOB INTERVIEW

Boss: "Please refrain from making sexual propositions toward fellow coworkers.'"

Prospective Employee: "What about sexual prepositions?"

Boss: "What??"

Prospective Employee: "Over... Under.... Around... Behind.... And between."

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