To die in an extreme way; usually via car crash.
(Lost their shoes reffering to the extreme force that would impact the victim, causing them to loose their shoes)
The video showed a person getting hit by a car while at the crosswalk; I'm pretty sure they lost their shoes.
The guy fell off a cliff while doing a stupid stunt, she lost her shoes.
chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe
"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"
When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.
Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me