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Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.
She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!
When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.
"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".
"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"
"what a little man he is!"
The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.
I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night
Shorts that women wear that are so lose when they bend over you can see right into the cockpit.
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That chicks airplane shorts are so nice you can see her landing strip!
Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.
Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.
There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄