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Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.

"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon

by Falcox_213 March 25, 2022


Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.

Wow what a Simon

by levv December 23, 2022


Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021


simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020


Simon

slang for yes in spanish

Simon weyy

by daddy_daisy06 April 8, 2021


Simon

Dumb zombie

Watch out, is a simon nearby!

by MueSolomon November 21, 2021


Simon

Weird creep.

Simon is a weird creep

by lainetpoly July 14, 2023