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a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.
Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".
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the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.
Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.
Alternative:
Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
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A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.
Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.
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when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites
"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"
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A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.
Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.
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That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep
1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep
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Engaging in sleep with another person either a guy or girl that involves nothing more than sleeping and cuddling.
Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.
"Yeah, I slept with him last night"
"omg you whore!"
"nooo, dusty sleep, I didn't fuck him"
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