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Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.
yeah.. don't do it.
ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what I do wrong?
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A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".
Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.
"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"
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Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.
Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!
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When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication
Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
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When one person shits in between the ass cheeks of another. Then mushes the ass cheeks together.
Dude I sloppy joe-d this girl last night
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Variant of "sloppy dog bomb ass head".
"Give me sloppy dog"
"Last night she went down and gave me sloppy dog"
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Someone with a very dysfunctional looking body. This person doesn't take care of their body properly i.e. going to the gym to work out. Just weird shaped and jiggly all over the place.
Friend 1: Damn, that bitch over there got a sloppy ass body!
Friend 2: Yea, she is out of order for that big wide sloppy ass body. Then she had the nerve to have on those little ass shorts. Don't nobody wanna see all that nasty ass flabby shit.
Friend 1: Girl, he wrong for having those too little jeans hanging off his ass like that. With his big sloppy body having ass.
Friend 2: Girl yea, all out out proportion and shit!
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