Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

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Social-lite

A Social-lite is a fabulous person who loves to socialize just a little bit. Perfectly balancing going out and staying in.

That beautiful social-lite went out for dinner with friends, but returned home early enough to watch a great movie.

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Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape

"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"

Pi Social

When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.

A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.

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Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.

After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.

social barebacking

going out in public without wearing mask and gloves

I felt like everybody was looking at me at the grocery store as I social bareback without a mask and gloves....I guess I was social barebacking !

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