petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.

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jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

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Put a sock in it!

A jeering group-yell type of response to the 45th POTUS whom everyone finally now knows is entirely full of shit.

“Put a sock in it!“ yelled the crowd of blue-collar teamsters, all perfectly in unison, before he even opened his lying pie-hole.

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sock wars

the gruesome battle in which the purpose is to remove anothers sock while they attempt to remove yours. it sounds a little gay but is actually very intense. Most fun with at least six playing simultaneously. Teams are encouraged.

Lets go to amandas house and have sock wars...but not on sunday mornings.

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sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

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give it socks

to really go for it.

stop worrying about it, just give it socks.

or

those two making out at the bar are really giving it socks.

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Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.

A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know

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