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Beer.
person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
When a girl is performing oral sex while upside down, and you use her holes like handcuffs.
“This girl was so filthy, she let me give er the southern shackles last night”
This is a line from the Hamilton movie
Let's show these people who there up against ohhhhhh southern mother fucking democratic republicants
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Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles
I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!
A back stabbing cock that hates every one
"Why is Jim in jail" "he was being a cash southern"
When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.
Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.
Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!