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a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider
man those are some big barking spiders
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the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair
I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula
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Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.
Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
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a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet
i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake
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When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.
Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
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A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!
wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!
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What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.
Spider.
"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"
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