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When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
The Best super hero made ever (well equal with batman). He is a spoon with a cape who can fly. He was invented by the deviant art user spoony111. His super power is flight but he works out a lot so he is also strong. When not saving spoons from the evil forks ruled by meta fork he changes back into lord spoonsbury.
Spoon one: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its a spoon ... am i tripping?
Spoon two: Yeah are we having a group trip or something?
Random scientist: No i believe it to be super spoon
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The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.
Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.
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To kill a spoon is to make sexual noises while watching hannah montanna with a spoon in hand. You will see it will make you want to kill yourself with the spoon. :)
Fred: OH EM GEE, My friend agatha just killed herself with a spoon watching hannah montanna
Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!
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Honey Spoon is honey on a spoon eaten for a quick pick-me-up snack....But it really should be good honey, preferably raw, organic stuff. Pasteurized bear-bottle bunk is not happy-making and does not have the medicinality of a good Honey Spoon.
I don't really have time for breakfast, but a little honey spoon is just the ticket.
Want some honey on toast? Hell naw, I'll just have honey spoon.
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To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.
He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.
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A spoon used in the caressing and penetration of one's sexually oriented locations.
Shaun cupped his nutsack with the love spoon.
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