Hanging upside down from a branch on a tree with your legs skeeting a freak-a-leek
see freak-a-leek
Last night my friend squirrel fucked the shit out of this girl
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Someone that is trying to save the world one small fuzzy creature at a time. Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intelligence.
Those damn tree hugging, squirrel savers burned another Hummer dealer to the ground!
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The act of squeezing the last glass of wine from a wine box.
In these tougher times, many of us are drinking Box wine, and there is always one more glass in the box after the normal process or using the spout/nozzle
Rip open the Box (use a a fire starter) and flatten out the plastic bag. Grab all four corners with the spout pointed down....Looks like a flying squirrel.
Drain out all the remaining wine to the spout/nozzle and pour into glass.
How are we doing with that box of Wine - "Looks like we are going to need a Flying Squirrel"
No more wine ? "No, I used the last, had to Flying Squirrel it"
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A noun described to a male/female when they have a lot of hair around there pubic region.
Joe: Hey Chris, how was sally the other night?
Chris: Weird as hell bruh, she had a squirrel tail!
Joe: Ouch..
Chris: I know..
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Someone who will go into woods without fear of bears, snakes or crazy people. A gritty adventurer.
Is that a muddy squirrel hiking the Appalachian Trail?
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Noun - A lacrosse player who does not wear mid-calves, usually indicating that he is a scrub.
Lax Bro 1: lol that guy sucks and he isn't wearing mid-calves.
Lax Bro 2: Totally bro, what a lax squirrell
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The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.
Archibald: Oh my god that hurt!
Henry: What happened?
Archibald: Tony laid the Squirrel-Grip on me!
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