douchey stoner

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively

Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"

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stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

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Proud Stoner

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!

Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

:)

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Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

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Stoner Trumpet

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

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stoner at sobeys

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out

cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys

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stoner stew

boxed kraft macaroni and cheese with or without cut up hotdogs added,tastes really good when stoned

Whats for dinner? How about some stoner stew!

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