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Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.
Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius
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A person who lives in Tennessee that is extremely dumb in the brain.
Opening a coke can is so easy Jacob Hicks can do it.
25👍 15👎
Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich
White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.
44👍 30👎
A condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. When he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being 'just friends' and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. There is no cure for Jacob Syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.
Joe: Olivia, I love you, and I always have.
Olivia: But Joe, I just want to be friends. Can't you understand?
Joe: Fucking Jacob Syndrome.
14👍 7👎
nasty, lying, twatt waffle, peice of ass; slew
"i feel manipulated and hurt." said girl number one. "ohh you must be talking to jacob redmond!" said mari.
14👍 7👎
One of the biggest assholes ever
Gia=should I go on a date with Jacob Wilson?
Natalie=if you wanna talk to a guy who talks about other girls in front of you, knock yourself out
12👍 6👎
The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.
Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.
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