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performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours
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A boy who sucks another guys dick
Jorge and Colby are Gay cock sucker
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Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back
"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"
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when he chooses to go and spend the day with his girlfriends family rather than go on the lash with the lads!!!
"i have to go and meet her family, i cant get wasted with my friends coz im so under the thumb and a family sucker"
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The facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. Often referred to in a joke with a punch line...do you get it? How often?
My co-worker asked me this joke. I kicked his ass, and as he laid bloodied on the floor I told him never to tell me the "cock suckers cramp" joke again.
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A person who likes to suck cunt.
Someone who you wish would die a firey death.
NOT a term of endearment.
"Alex is a motherfuckin cunt sucker!!!!"
"Your mom is a mother fuckin cunt sucker!"
"You motherfuckin cunt sucker!"
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A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.
Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!
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