jack bank

An area of the mind used to store images and experiences to be used at a later time to masturbate.

"Brandon put the memory of a girl he saw bending over on the bus into his jack bank"

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bank is closed

When you want to tell someone when you are not in the mood for sex.

I’m sorry Wes but the bank is closed for the weekend you really pissed me off.

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mr banks

absolute best man and chem teacher on planet earth. this man could kill my whole entire family and i’d still look up to him. he may not be the best teacher, but he would love and support you endlessly. love you banksy :)

classmate: i hate mr banks, i am not learning!
me: *pulls out gun* what the fuck did u just say

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mr banks

The one guy you YEET coins into

I’m gonna Yeet dis quarter at mr banks

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ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

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Dabble bank

Female version of the wank bank

Jill: Collen Feral is in my dabble bank, what about yours?
Morgan: Well Brad Pit is my main one.
Katie: Well I dont do that so...

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Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

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