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The combination of sour milk, body odor and PPD.
"What's that smell?"
"Oh that's just Mary's mom stank."
Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.
Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.
Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
Verb, The Mom Wave is a simple gesture that is done under pressure. It can 1. make you look awky 2. Rock their world
I saw BNB today, it was super awky, havent talked to him in awhile. I gave him the Mom Wave.
A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.
Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms
Mom Vics are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom Vics are always extremly selfless and they always put family first. All Mom Vics are very outdoorsy and they all have a very special connection with animals. All Mom Vics have a good heart and a smile on their face!!!! Anybody would be lucky to have a mom like Mom Vic!!!! I ♡ YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY #1: WOW that lady looks really HOT in those jean shorts!!!!!
GUY #2: Oh yeah she's definitly a Mom Vic.
really curvy women with an hourglass figure
kim kardashian has a vencel's mom figure